Monthly Archives: July 2003

amphibious star swallower

I’m having trouble deciding what is the signature piece of the landscaping here at the abode. Could it be the natural splendor of the landslide trails that spill right into the carport? Or possibly the dead bathtub? Most likely it … Continue reading

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Nothing to say today that hasn't already been said…

Looks like sesameseventies.com got maxed out after everybody linked to it yesterday…I’m not sure which of my siblings has those sesame street albums — but it’s nice to know that I can download them now…

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Good Day Live Prank Call

Did anybody just see that? I knew it was coming… A caller just got through to Good Day Live claiming to be a writer for Bob Hope – he schmoozed for a bit but then broke out with: “Can I … Continue reading

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In Memoriam of Hope: The Adventures of Dr. Cochise

MHI: They will be glad to assist you.
BB1976: glad to assist who?
MHI: They will be glad to assist you.
BB1976: Dr…?
BB1976: and I am?
MHI: Dr, Cockhorse.
BB1976: excuse me?
MHI: Dr. Cockhorse.
BB1976: you son of of a bitch. how dare you?
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Reason #1053

Because: Amber has had one of her letters to David Letterman read – on the air….I believe it went something like this: Dear Dave. Have you ever gotten the hiccups on your show? Amber, Atlanta GA I saw it — … Continue reading

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bang bang

i just heard two gunshots. pow pow. just like chicago. except in chicago it was like, pow pow pow pow pow pow I guess southern folk just have better aim… word ‘em up Leslie Nix…

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Framed By The Night, Touched By The Glove

Why. Why don’t I have any music by The Cars in this frickin house? I need to get some… on vinyl.

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Not Enough Horkheimer

It’s disturbing to me that when you perform a google search for Jack Horkheimer, I still only show up on the third page for this horkheimer entry…obviously some more google horkheimer bombing is needed…this entry also helped me to see … Continue reading

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Clench clench clench…Amber Alert

There are strangers in my home — tearing up the bathroom to put in a new bath…The floor is rotted out – they’ll have to take out the whole floor…I have to take a dump. Had a good time at … Continue reading

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I Thought I'd Killed Him, But Now He's Back

This week is a complete and utter abstraction of my life. Pay no attention…It ends now. I should probably apologize to Jason for a comment that made very little sense, even while I was writing it…But I’m too busy reading … Continue reading

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