Comments on: Clench clench clench…Amber Alert

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 02:38:53 +0000

Amber alert!

By: Amber

Amber — Tue, 22 Jul 2003 23:02:58 +0000

I feel like a star.

By: Cochise

Cochise — Tue, 22 Jul 2003 17:26:55 +0000

Is that corn in my blog? Damn you corn.
Damn you for ruining a work of art.
Wait. I was mistaken.
Forgive me. That is a piece of tomato.
Yup. Tomato in my blog. Clearly a piece of tomato.
Wait..wait a second…
(inspecting closer)
Dear god..OH DEAR JESUS…..WHY????? WHY????????
IT’S A HUMAN TOOTH…….

By: yezbick

yezbick — Mon, 21 Jul 2003 23:35:28 +0000

this is painful stuff…I mean – finding a place to drop the kids off at the pool isn’t very hard – it’s got a lot more to do with the behavior of some members of this crew…who have been in my home now for two days…I feel kinda uncomfortable writing about it right now — as I can feel their eyes bearing down on my soul — but it’s noteworthy enough for its own entry – when they have safely evacuated the building…

By: brittney

brittney — Mon, 21 Jul 2003 20:20:13 +0000

Funny. I always thought ‘blog’ sounded like something you’d do on a toilet.

By: Dr.Cockhorse

Dr.Cockhorse — Mon, 21 Jul 2003 17:18:53 +0000

Ewwwwww yas…..all dis bliggins on my blog. Damn girl! Damn!

By: danielle

danielle — Mon, 21 Jul 2003 13:35:18 +0000

you think i’m funny? really? i mean, i make you laugh and stuff? that is so cool!! thanks a lot man!!

By: BigJimCockHorse

BigJimCockHorse — Sun, 20 Jul 2003 23:39:49 +0000

mmmmmmm yea..you like that? blog?
you like that? bloggy blog?
I’m gonna bloggity blog blog all in your E-Y-E.
Oh yea..are you being cheeky?
blog-blog-blog..ohhhh yassss.. (spurt) BLOG!