I Thought I'd Killed Him, But Now He's Back

Posted on July 17, 2003 by kevinyezbick

This week is a complete and utter abstraction of my life. Pay no attention…It ends now. I should probably apologize to Jason for a comment that made very little sense, even while I was writing it…But I’m too busy reading Millie’s long ass return from the dead post…

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One Response to I Thought I'd Killed Him, But Now He's Back

  1. GardenBurgersForFreedom says:
    July 17, 2003 at 2:03 pm

    …But don’t just take my word on it, Jack.

    “3 weeks and no new horkheimer’s. Thank you Dr.Cockhorse!”
    Gina, age 32, Peoria

    “I was skeptical at first–I mean, it only cost $29.95–but after using your plan for just 3 weeks there is now more fire in our bedroom than a burning Iraqi village!!! You saved our marriage, Dr.Cockhorse.”
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    Steven, age 15, Orlando

    “My web design business was failing, my wife was having an affair with her female yoga instructor, my weiner dog wouldn’t talk to me…my kids even said they were going to vote Democrat! Life was bleak…I knew I needed help.
    Dr. Cockhorse, your program helped reestablish our family unit. I am now the head of a Fortune 500 company, my wife’s yoga instructor joins us in bed, and both my children are employed by FOX News. Can you say, “AMERICAN DREAM”?
    Oh, and the weiner dog is stuffed and sitting on my bedside table!”
    Phil, 35, Trenton