Note to Self

Never again bring up poisoning birds in order to cook them up as snacks in your industrial sized kitchen at a dinner party.

The awkward silence is lethal.

Never again.

Happy Birthday to that wonderfully inspiring At. Mary. Hope you like your bucket…back.

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3 Responses to Note to Self

  1. Anonymous says:

    I think I speak for everyone when I say, “YOU DON’T KNOW ME!”

  2. mark says:

    Dear Kevin-

    In reference to your bird problem-

    Go to the library and borrow this book:

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1582432074/103-4219328-1437458?v=glance

  3. m says:

    okay that didnt work so well,
    how about -

    “Stanley Park ‘ by Timothy Taylor.

    right up your alley.