Never again bring up poisoning birds in order to cook them up as snacks in your industrial sized kitchen at a dinner party.
The awkward silence is lethal.
Never again.
Happy Birthday to that wonderfully inspiring At. Mary. Hope you like your bucket…back.

I think I speak for everyone when I say, “YOU DON’T KNOW ME!”
Dear Kevin-
In reference to your bird problem-
Go to the library and borrow this book:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1582432074/103-4219328-1437458?v=glance&tag=wp-amazon-associate-20
okay that didnt work so well,
how about -
“Stanley Park ‘ by Timothy Taylor.
right up your alley.