Dear Self -
Your neighbors on the other side of the backyard fence are home. They are back into their routine of staying up late – which means that your routine of using the pisstree to further your redneck development must be checked. Please kindly return to civility and pay your graces upon the porcelain god.
Thank You in advance,
P.S. Don’t forget to offer a bribe to britney with a mix cd of your own so that you can get another of hers without having to rack your brain for some non-blog site that you think she’ll find interesting. Now go to bed. It’s late. Or have another beer. I don’t really care what you do. Just leave me alone!