Some people say that runner’s high is extremely addictive. There’s always been so much talk about the euphoria and the sensation and the this or that or meesh meesh meesh of runner’s high.
This afternoon when I stepped into the shower following my run I realized that I might have a problem.
I realized that I might have a problem when I glanced up into the steamy water lines streaming from the showerhead and began to see droplets emerging in front of my eyes.
A second realization followed — and several small puddles soon formed on the bathroom floor as I stepped out of the tub and removed my glasses.
Wasted.
My nipples get really hard when I run. Additionally, I find my self fantasizing about potato salad. And Furbies.
Oh boy.
I’m larfing.
*larf larf larf*
All my fantasies involving potato salad were dashed long ago. All my desires for tuna and chicken solid were eviscerated by the same foul hand. What can save me from the same decimation?
Furbies
Furbies are the answer for their steadfastness when all else has collapsed around them. While tongues of fire lick at their fur, still they stand steadfast, eyes wide open, robust and larfing. Larfing maniacally.
*larf larf larf*
My nipples don’t get hard when I run but when I was in college in Fairbanks I used to run and ski in the winter and I’d get really cold down below. Sometimes it would become painfully cold and I’d do anything to get some warm blood flowing. Thinking of Margo almost always did the trick… she was a very dirty girl. A few years ago I found out she had become a Mormon… but I digress.
Is you flaming Furbie comment in reference to the Simpson’s episode when Springfield’s children help to design a Furbie-like toy that turns evil? The town is saved when Homer and the kids break into homes and steal the Furbies and throw them on Springfield’s tire fire. Tire fire. Tire fire. I like that phrase. Tire fire. Just change the first letter. Tire fire. Tire fire. Too much coffee to
Yes, as a matter of fact it was. The episode is Grift of the Magi, or as it was translated into spanish: El Timo de Los Reyes Magos — featuring Funzo as the Furby. How very astute of you, seestore, you Simpson’s scholar you!