Overheard within 5 minutes time

Conversation 1 (6:05pm)

Male: So, I’ll call you tonight.
Female: Yeah, well, you don’t have to if you don’t want to. I mean, I’m not one of those girls who is emotionally dependent on that kind of thing. I mean, I HATE that. My ex-boyfriend was like that. If I told him I’d call at 8:00 it’d be like 8:05 and he’d call and be all, like, (girl becomes baritone) “WHY DIDN’T YOU CALL?” I mean, I like, totally hate that!
Male: Uh, well, good.
Female: I mean, I’m not emotional like that. You’ll probably get more worked up than me.
Male: Yeah, you’re probably right.

Conversation 2 (6:10pm)

Girl on cellphone: (In low trembling voice) So, this relationship is, like, over?

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