April 09, 2003
paid for by the International Coalition to raise Horkheimer Awareness
Sometimes the trolls leave you good bits in your comments - making it easier for you to come up with material - as was the case yesterday...enjoy.
Did you know...
*that 6 out of 7 horkheimers are either swollen or infected?
*that Thomas Jefferson was a Horkheimer?
*that if you took all the Horkheimers in the world and laid them on top of each other YOU COULD REACH THE MOON THREE TIMES??!!
*that it is just a myth that you can get warts from Horkheimers?
*that Horkheimers do not discriminate on the basis of color, sexual orientation, or religious affiliation?
*that Horkheimer Stout was voted Beer of the Year for the third year in a row by the Nurple County Brew Fest?
*that Georgia legislator Zell Miller voted to CUT FUNDING FOR HORKHEIMERS IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS?
*that Bill O'Reiley recently refered to Jack Horkheimer as a, "liberal, wet-backed, gas-conserving, Bush-bashing, man-loving, astronomy loving homo"? (O'Reiley Factor, 2-19-2003)
*that Jack Horkheimer actually wrote Michael Moore's Oscar acceptance speech?
*that National Horkheimer Day is celebrated in 152 countries worldwide?
*that a Horkheimer-themed amusement park complete with "Horkheimer Mountain" (a roller coaster), "Shooter In My Pooper" (virtual sodomy simulator)and "The Hall of Horkheimer's" (a tour of our early American Horkheimers with a Federalist twist) will debut in San Diego, Calgary and Munich next fall?
*that your mother wants you to be a Horkheimer?
*Kikkoman Soy Sauce contains about 86% of your daily Horkheimer?
-- paid for by the International Coalition to raise Horkheimer Awareness
Pure genius. Who was the mastermind behind that?
Posted by: auburn on April 9, 2003 12:00 PMMax Horkhemier on Juliette or Enlightenment and Mortatlity....
"...the Enlightenment of modern times advanced from the very beginning under the banner of radicalism; this distinguishes it from any of the earlier stages of demythologization."
Max Horkheimer on The Culture Industry: Enlightenment as Mass Deception....
"...Anything in a determined literal sequence which goes beyond the correlation to the event is rejected as unclear and as verbal metaphysics."
Max Horkheimer on Odysseus or Myth and Enlightenment...
"The clever man is objectively conditioned by the fear that if he does not unfailingly affirm the nonexistent superiority of the word over force, that superiority will once again be taken from him by force."
Max Horheimer on the new Clint Black song...
"Now that's just fu@$*ing stupid."
Posted by: on April 9, 2003 01:27 PM