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	<title>Yezbick.com: If It&#039;s Weird, Flip It Over and Check, It Might Be a Yezbick &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Panda Pr0n</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:29:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Pandas]]></description>
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<p>Funny Pandas</p>
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		<title>Langston Hughes and Tupack Shakur &#8211; Cultural Messengers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tupac Shakur Langston Hughes Cultural Messages Mr. Jackson Langston Hughes - - people&#8217;s poet &#8211; the cultural messenger of Harlem for that period - one of the most versatile and controversial writers of the 20th century. 860 poems. - prolific &#8230; <a href="http://www.yezbick.com/2008/03/langston-hughes-and-tupack-shakur-cultural-messengers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tupac Shakur Langston Hughes<br />
Cultural Messages<br />
Mr. Jackson</p>
<p>Langston Hughes -<br />
- people&#8217;s poet &#8211; the cultural messenger of Harlem for that period<br />
- one of the most versatile and controversial writers of the 20th century. 860 poems.<br />
- prolific writer, poetry has been translated into 60 different languages<br />
- essay &#8220;My America&#8221; excerpt &#8211; 1943<br />
- poem &#8220;Freedom&#8217;s Plough&#8221;</p>
<p>Spoken Word<br />
- so much history can be found in the home just by talking to the elders<br />
- &#8220;I am the darker brother&#8221; an anthology of modern poems by african-americans<br />
- &#8220;Life ain&#8217;t no crystal stair&#8221;</p>
<p>Used the terms African, Black and Negro interchangeably which was uncommon in that time<br />
- Nikki Giovanni, Oscar Brown, Gill Scott Heron., Sterling Brown</p>
<p>Watergate Blues<br />
We Beg Your Pardon America<br />
&#8220;Oatmeal Man &#8211; Gerald Ford&#8221;<br />
AuH2o goldwater</p>
<p>Heron&#8217;s Generation<br />
- series of poets<br />
- Smokey Robinson<br />
- Marvin Gaye &#8211; What&#8217;s Going On<br />
- Curtis Mayfield &#8211; Choice of Colors<br />
- Donny Hathaway<br />
- KRS-One &#8211; knowledge reins supreme</p>
<p>Common Traits in Shakur and Langston Hughes &#8211; political family<br />
son of black panther parents<br />
raised in womb of imprisoned mother<br />
wants to be a revolutionary when he grows up</p>
<p>Shakur&#8217;s Book<br />
- His aspirations<br />
- Shakur&#8217;s use of the term &#8220;nigga&#8221;<br />
- never ignorant getting goals accomplished<br />
- what do you accomplish by being a n?<br />
- where do you go from being a n?<br />
- as you raise your children &#8211; what do you pass on to them as n?<br />
- they don&#8217;t see themselves moving beyond 21<br />
- now a cross cultural term<br />
- how does that move society forward?</p>
<p>Common Themes<br />
- warrior poems<br />
- poems with rose in the title<br />
- sensitivity and strength</p>
<p>Two different sides of Tupac<br />
- the one saddened by what he saw<br />
- wanting to speak about those issues<br />
- talked about heroes &#8211; Huey Newton and Nelson Mandela<br />
- &#8220;Where there&#8217;s a will there&#8217;s a world&#8221;</p>
<p>Remember when hip-hop was supposed to die out? It&#8217;s been some 20 years now&#8230;</p>
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		<title>I&#039;m a little disappointed with myself</title>
		<link>http://www.yezbick.com/2008/03/im-a-little-dis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 21:54:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kevinyezbick</dc:creator>
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		<title>Marketing Reference</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kevinyezbick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another notch on the stat sheet&#8230; [via]]]></description>
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<p>Another notch on the stat sheet&#8230;</p>
<p>[<a href="http://libetiquette.blogspot.com/2008/02/directional-questions-answering.html">via</a>]</p>
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		<title>Age</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kevinyezbick</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This morning I shaved my ears.</p>
<p>I then promptly ran into every wall I could find.</p>
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		<title>Wayne State University is Weird, Just the Way I Like It&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.yezbick.com/2005/06/wayne-state-uni/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2005 00:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To better understand this entry, you should probably read the <a href="<"http://www.yezbick.com/kevin/archives/2005/06/17/dear_charles_martel_1860-1945">previous one</a>. It&#8217;ll just put you in the right frame of mind, as moments after typing it up and pressing send &#8211; I found myself in the following situation:</p>
<p>I noticed the battery low light on my laptop task bar. This didn&#8217;t make any sense. I was plugged in to a socket on the second floor of the Purdy/Kresge graduate library (they are renovating &#8212; but still&#8230;) and should have been receiving the juice without any obstacles. Frustrated enough at Charles Martel already &#8212; I picked up the laptop and carried it around to each of the sockets &#8212; plugging it in &#8212; unplugging in &#8212; watching it drain down to 33% before finally packing up with a sigh and deciding to head out.</p>
<p>When I got downstairs &#8212; all the lights were out &#8212; and the alarm was going off.</p>
<p>There was none of this on the second floor &#8211; mind you &#8212; where I was at &#8220;peace&#8221; sifting in and out of the collection in the midst of remodelling. Apparently &#8211; some of the circuits that connect the alarms on the second floor have been flipped off while they tear out the walls and whatnot. Whatever the case &#8212; the alarms on the first floor were ON and it was DARK&#8230;</p>
<p>I began to wonder whether I was caught in the towering inferno &#8212; if I was in fact doomed to die in a library &#8211; not having heeded what little warning there was &#8212; &#8220;maybe it&#8217;s a bomb&#8230;ohmygodabombimgonnadie!&#8221; I headed towards the exit &#8212; through the deserted library &#8212; at a brisk pace and a little confused&#8230;Then remembered I still had a reference book in my bag &#8212; slid it on a table &#8212; and continued outside.</p>
<p>Immediately upon exiting I came across a WSU patrolman and asked,<br />
&#8220;So, are they, like, closed?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I think so&#8230;&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Or is there a fire drill or something, cause I was just in there and the alarms were going &#8211; the lights were off &#8211; and there ain&#8217;t nobody in the place&#8230;&#8221;<br />
In the tone of Police chatter into the walkie-talkie on his shoulder:<br />
&#8220;mumble mumble got a fire drill at mumble mumble fiver?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;<i>negative</i>&#8221;</p>
<p>And looking at me:<br />
&#8220;You just hang out here while I check this out&#8230;&#8221;<br />
So there I sat and ate my leftover tabouli from lunch, waiting patiently until about 15 minutes later when the officer emerged:</p>
<p>&#8220;Sir,&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Yes?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;They are closed sir.&#8221;</p>
<p>Anyways &#8212; to make a long story short &#8212; the library staff locked me in the building&#8230;A fitting end to an eventful day that included sitting in on the <a href="http://www.asis.org/Chapters/IASIS/programs/20050617.html">Tri-Chapter ASIS&amp;T Summer 2005 meeting: To Google or Not to Google</a> &#8212; on a videolink &#8211; something I&#8217;ll save for later when I don&#8217;t need to drink a beer&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Overheard within 5 minutes time</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2005 22:10:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kevinyezbick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Conversation 1 (6:05pm) Male: So, I&#8217;ll call you tonight. Female: Yeah, well, you don&#8217;t have to if you don&#8217;t want to. I mean, I&#8217;m not one of those girls who is emotionally dependent on that kind of thing. I mean, &#8230; <a href="http://www.yezbick.com/2005/02/overheard-withi/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b><u>Conversation 1</u></b> (6:05pm)</p>
<p><b>Male:</b> So, I&#8217;ll call you tonight.<br />
<b>Female:</b> Yeah, well, you don&#8217;t have to if you don&#8217;t want to. I mean, I&#8217;m not one of those girls who is emotionally dependent on that kind of thing. I mean, I <i>HATE</i> that. My ex-boyfriend was like that. If I told him I&#8217;d call at 8:00 it&#8217;d be like 8:05 and he&#8217;d call and be all, like, (<i>girl becomes baritone</i>) &#8220;WHY DIDN&#8217;T YOU CALL?&#8221; I mean, I like, totally hate that!<br />
<b>Male:</b> Uh, well, good.<br />
<b>Female:</b> I mean, I&#8217;m not emotional like that. You&#8217;ll probably get more worked up than me.<br />
<b>Male:</b> Yeah, you&#8217;re probably right.</p>
<p><b><u>Conversation 2</u></b> (6:10pm)</p>
<p><b>Girl on cellphone:</b> <i>(In low trembling voice)</i> So, this relationship is, like, over?</p>
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		<title>Staccato Trumpeting</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2005 20:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night at the dinner table there was some concern over whether the required portion of cabbage needed for the recipe had been met. Today, though the day still has many hours left in it &#8212; I can safely assure &#8230; <a href="http://www.yezbick.com/2005/01/staccato-trumpe/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night at the dinner table there was some concern over whether the required portion of cabbage needed for the recipe had been met.</p>
<p>Today, though the day still has many hours left in it &#8212; I can safely assure you: the calculations were <i>impeccable</i>.</p>
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		<title>Quick Thoughts, Rethunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank God torture is legal again. Yes, we are beautiful people. And yes, I do rock on the marimba. Why aren&#8217;t more of my friends internet geeks? no&#8230;no, that&#8217;s not what I meant&#8230; Why don&#8217;t more of my friends use &#8230; <a href="http://www.yezbick.com/2005/01/quick-thoughts/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<li>Thank God torture is legal again.</li>
<li>Yes, we are beautiful people. And yes, I do <b>rock</b> on the marimba.</li>
<li><strike>Why aren&#8217;t <i>more</i> of my friends internet geeks?</strike><br />
<i>no&#8230;no, that&#8217;s not what I meant&#8230;</i></li>
<li><strike>Why don&#8217;t <i>more</i> of my friends use the internet to communicate with me more often, as opposed to that ancient contraption the phone every now and again?</strike><br />
<i>still wrong</i></li>
<li>Why can&#8217;t <i>I</i> communicate with my friends more often in brief but meaningful conversations using the internet rather than an occasional phone call once every so often that usually turns into an exhausting and expensive ride through items culled at random and tends to leave out matters of importance that only surface after the dial tone has manifested?<br />
<i>yes&#8230;somewhat closer to what I had intended. I&#8217;ve actually used <strike>three</strike> four different methods to communicate with my loved ones just today: mail, e-mail, instant message, telephone. I guess what I&#8217;m asking is &#8212; what am I doing wrong here that I&#8217;m not getting word from California, Arizona, Charleston, Colorado, etc.? Hmmm. More thinking yet to do &#8230;.and lastly:</i></li>
<li>Hey baby, what&#8217;s your XML-Schema?<i>It may not make sense anywhichway &#8212; but I drove home through the ice and snow with it bouncing around my head.</i></li>
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<p><i>That was <u>Quick Thoughts</u> for Tuesday, January 11th, with your host: Kevin Yezbick. Now back to everyone&#8217;s favorite <u>Star Hustler</u>, <a href="http://www.jackstargazer.com/">Jack Horkheimer</a>.</i></p>
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		<title>Stoned out of my gourd?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2004 21:16:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some people say that runner&#8217;s high is extremely addictive. There&#8217;s always been so much talk about the euphoria and the sensation and the this or that or meesh meesh meesh of runner&#8217;s high. This afternoon when I stepped into the &#8230; <a href="http://www.yezbick.com/2004/12/stoned-out-of-m/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Some people say</i> that runner&#8217;s high is extremely addictive. There&#8217;s always been so much talk about the euphoria and the sensation and the this or that or meesh meesh meesh of runner&#8217;s high.</p>
<p>This afternoon when I stepped into the shower following my run I realized that I might have a problem.</p>
<p>I realized that I might have a problem when I glanced up into the steamy water lines streaming from the showerhead and began to see droplets emerging in front of my eyes.</p>
<p>A second realization followed &#8212; and several small puddles soon formed on the bathroom floor as I stepped out of the tub and removed my glasses.</p>
<p><i>Wasted</i>.</p>
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