Category Archives: Humor

Haircut

Posted on January 29, 2004 by kevinyezbick

Listen, lady, I’m sorry your kid is such a fu*k-up. I’m sorry he got suspended from school for calling the school custodian a bitch. I’m sorry he’s fat and depressed. I’m sorry your other kid isn’t much better – though … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged | 6 Comments

Note to Self

Posted on January 25, 2004 by kevinyezbick

Never again bring up poisoning birds in order to cook them up as snacks in your industrial sized kitchen at a dinner party. The awkward silence is lethal. Never again. Happy Birthday to that wonderfully inspiring At. Mary. Hope you … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged | 3 Comments

Tickety Tockety

Posted on January 12, 2004 by kevinyezbick

The most exciting thing to happen in the past few days: I heard an owl in the backyard last night. The most disappointing thing in the past few days: Not being able to see said owl. The most time consuming … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged , | 2 Comments

New Year

Posted on January 7, 2004 by kevinyezbick

Santa brought me lotsa good stuff this year. More than I deserved. Including this new

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , | 5 Comments

Oops

Posted on December 16, 2003 by kevinyezbick

The job’s holiday party was last night. My head hurts. My lips slipped a coupla times and landed on hers. Then my hands started doing things. I am feeling… Feeling. It never shoulda happened.

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , | 5 Comments

Deli-cious. — Oh man, I can't believe how lame I am.

Posted on December 10, 2003 by kevinyezbick

…one of our regular customers remarked that she had gone to our website and was startled by what she discovered there. Upon pressing further, she relayed to another manager in hushed tones that it had to do with devil worshipping. Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, workschmirk | Tagged | 1 Comment

Waiting

Posted on December 9, 2003 by kevinyezbick

Monsieur’s keyboard has a lotta dust. Not that he doesn’t use it — but up on the top edge it has some of those quick buttons to push – if you say – want to get on the internet or … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , | 4 Comments

A-list Envelopment

Posted on November 25, 2003 by kevinyezbick

Uh-oh – Kottke’s reading The Plug. Is that allowed?

Posted in Humor | Tagged | Leave a comment

"It's too pink"

Posted on November 11, 2003 by kevinyezbick

After meeting with my creative consultants in Alabama via telephone – I did a little tweaking. Who knew Star’s Halloween boob would make such a great background?

Posted in Humor | Tagged , | 5 Comments

What did you get on your lunch break? I got a rock.

Posted on November 6, 2003 by kevinyezbick

Well — I’ve finally finished doing what I can with the poorly developed Halloween pictures from Wal-Mart with Photoshop…Keep in mind that Willi is the digital film expert… I don’t know exactly what happened this Halloween…It came down to less … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments