Category Archives: workschmirk

Hotsauce

I just spent an enchanting evening at work where we have installed a new system to manage orders and credit cards and whatnot… I now have a nifty little plastic card thingy that I have to slide through the credit … Continue reading

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Deli-cious. — Oh man, I can't believe how lame I am.

…one of our regular customers remarked that she had gone to our website and was startled by what she discovered there. Upon pressing further, she relayed to another manager in hushed tones that it had to do with devil worshipping. Continue reading

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Bleak and Listless

Well — the weekend for the rest of the working world is almost here — and I still don’t have my computer back. I’m still sitting in front of one of these oversized screens for the visually impaired with their … Continue reading

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Back to Work? Nahhhhh

Well — turkey day has come and gone and now all of you people with real jobs and higher education responsibilities have been forced to rise out of your beds and return to your daily grind. I, on the other … Continue reading

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Overcooking the Unborn Chicken

Today was at best describable as a curiousity that can be reflected on but should not be delved into at any great extent, (which unfortunately I manage to do anyways) for the risk of destroying the fragile yolk that contains all its vitality is great. Continue reading

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Presto Listo

Well…I’ve finished…The “Why’d You Leave Town?” backblog has been completed Continue reading

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Pencils Down!

assorted lizityinks for the day Continue reading

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Spit or Swallow

I just got back from the bank. I was depositing my check in the ATM when the whole screen started freaking out and rebooted on me. I watched the whole program reload — and waited — and waited – but … Continue reading

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Star Made Me Do It…

Well…uhhh…. jason’s done. Cam is done…again… littleyellowdifferent is busy…still waiting for Blurbomat’s vacation to end…minor9th is coming to town on business… I’ve been seriously considering a few things…plasticbag’s advice, and Mark’s advice. Sounds like I shouldn’t be writing anything. Which … Continue reading

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