There are strangers in my home -- tearing up the bathroom to put in a new bath...The floor is rotted out - they'll have to take out the whole floor...I have to take a dump.
Had a good time at a party last night. Fun to see everyone over at Willivee...Speaking of bathrooms - I think Molly's toilet is way too low to the ground...I mean - if I was to take a dump over there - I'm sure my knees would be higher than my ears...
Good to see Amber -- who tells me she reads my "column," and refuses to say blog because she thinks it sounds too sexual. I tried to goad her into leaving a comment once in a while...She says she rarely even reads the comments -- which are more often than not the best part of this blog -- because you people are just so damn funny...
Of course there were a bunch of other people there as well -- but -- well -- it would just take too damn long to mention everyone...and they don't read my column anyways...That's it -- I'm going somewhere to take a dizzity.
mmmmmmm yea..you like that? blog?
you like that? bloggy blog?
I'm gonna bloggity blog blog all in your E-Y-E.
Oh yea..are you being cheeky?
blog-blog-blog..ohhhh yassss.. (spurt) BLOG!
you think i'm funny? really? i mean, i make you laugh and stuff? that is so cool!! thanks a lot man!!
Ewwwwww yas.....all dis bliggins on my blog. Damn girl! Damn!
Funny. I always thought 'blog' sounded like something you'd do on a toilet.
this is painful stuff...I mean - finding a place to drop the kids off at the pool isn't very hard - it's got a lot more to do with the behavior of some members of this crew...who have been in my home now for two days...I feel kinda uncomfortable writing about it right now -- as I can feel their eyes bearing down on my soul -- but it's noteworthy enough for its own entry - when they have safely evacuated the building...
Is that corn in my blog? Damn you corn.
Damn you for ruining a work of art.
Wait. I was mistaken.
Forgive me. That is a piece of tomato.
Yup. Tomato in my blog. Clearly a piece of tomato.
Wait..wait a second...
(inspecting closer)
Dear god..OH DEAR JESUS.....WHY????? WHY????????
IT'S A HUMAN TOOTH.......
I feel like a star.
Amber alert!