YAY! I'LL GET MAIL! I'M A WEINER!

Well...apparently in a rare twist of fate - I got lucky by taking off my clothes. Then, coming back down to earth - I managed to regress to an ass so fast that I could feel the epidermal layers peeling away from my face as I dove like a meteorite headfirst into stupidity with a comment that I now wholeheartedly regret. You see -- I still find poops to be highly amusing. And as far as "schweddy butt-fuc*ers" - well I'm hesitant to put that on my own site - a true indicator that you shouldn't put it anywhere else - a rule I will hold to from now on -as this website carries my name and family sometimes checks it. I blame work. I blame the stress. I've been seething lately - reaching a boiling point with regularity - and obviously my sense of humor has become violently distorted. So. Sorry. And please, don't ever be afraid to tell me that I'm full of shit.

But - I now await with antici- ...
pation the arrival of my mix cd.

I'm watching Dubya at the UN. Look at his fingers. He keeps rubbing his thumb across his index finger - he looks really nervous. Like he's rolling dice - not quite as suave as Clinton's thumbpoint. Everywhere he goes - he asks for money. I can't wait to see what Chirac has to say.

Public Enemy has a new single, Son of a Bush which rails into the administration.

Bush just asked for a UN proliferation resolution. What are the odds the Pentagon is gonna put a red light to testing the new "smaller" nukes they want to research?

I'm a little concerned that some Democratic candidates lead Bush in this poll, but Dean isn't one of them. In the head-to-head confrontations, it was Kerry at 48 percent to Bush's 47 percent; and Bush's 48 percent to Lieberman's 47 percent. Bush held a slight lead over Dean, 49-45 percent, and had a similar advantage over Gephardt. via oliver I'm fretting that there truly are Hurdles ahead for Dean. via scripting news.

Entertaining list of things that are unsexy...Is that even a word? via daily anil...what would I do without it.

It's that time of year again - Banned books week. via librarian.net

Support our troops. Or at least - some of them. via insomnia

I would have to say that I agree with Grosso - that searching the web is getting more difficult. But then again - I haven't yet bought Googlehacks - and am rarely doing research these days...Back when I was in school I pretty much felt I could find anything I needed on the net...Then I started looking for jobs. Ha.

In case you were wondering - I didn't watch the interview last night, or the game, or go to trivia. I did rock and roll. And the headline Another Blowjob in the White House caught my eye enough to get a summary - so now I know I didn't miss anything.

Global warming doesn't exist. So said Greg Medea in carpool during the early years of high school as we were forced to listen to Neil Boortz. Oh the agony. Scarred for life.

I've said it before - I'll say it again. Wolfowitz is insane. Choire's diary at TMN of the event... There is much cackling from the audience, then screams of derision, accusations of genocide. Someone calls Wolfowitz a fascist. Somewhere a woman screams back, "You're the fascist because you're denying someone else the right to speak." Half the room applauds. Another woman shouts out, "Change your medication!"
Wolfowitz sits quietly on stage like a scaly mute cancer. Kottke pointed to james wagner's experience...

That's it for today. Hope you enjoyed your lunch...superfantastic.

P.S. New strong bad email today...

P.P.S (2:39pm) - You wouldn't know it from the comments -- but posting a compromising pic of yourself nearly doubles your traffic...