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what are you gonna be? will you promise you are gonna come because everyone else has decided they have something cooler to do. What's cooler than hanging out with a dead mermaid?!?

star - i wouldn't miss your party for the world. Who else is gonna take pictures of you throughout the entire evening, develop the film months later and realize the undercurrents of emotions swelling beneath the surface? As for my costume - I can't tell you -- but it involves you -- and you'll know what I am on sight...see ya tonight...

oh - and I bought TWO cheeseballs - so you know it's on!

are you going to be a train operator from back in the day or perhaps does the costume involve bananas????

You bought two cheeseballs? What do you mean, "bought"?
You have two perfectly good cheeseballs dangling between your legs.
Does anyone else smell brie?

I gotta big ol' butt. Oh yeah!

yes star - the costume does involve bananas -- seven pounds worth to be exact...

Bonnie - easy on the coffee.

One of the nurses made me go get some of the jello shots that I made for tonight.

That comment was entirely separate from the outburst about my J-Lo butt. Suddenly I realize that it looks like I had been taking Jell-O shots at 12:47 in the afternoon. It was just funny and I wanted to share.

it is nice to share

It is nice to share, but dammit Kevin, put your cheesyballs back into your pants.