Monsieur wants to know "How are we out of toliet paper?"
I have a few theories as to why we're out of toilet paper...
That's about all I can come up with for now -- and I haven't seen Monsieur since I got home late last night from the bachelor/bachelorette party --- so -- If any of you can think of any more answers for "How are we out of toliet paper?" -- lemme know... Star - I'm counting on you.
Never rule out Toliet Paper Gnomes...just as sneaky as their Underpants Gnome counterparts.
I haven't seen any gnomes -- I guess they're supposed to be kinda stealth -- but we do have a frog with an orb in the backyard...
Well, silly, of course I know the answer. Auburn has been planning ahead for my halloween costume party by trying out different toilet paper custumes.
First, he tried out man covered with toilet paper.
Next, he tried out man covered with toilet paper with banana hanging out of ass.
Then, his personal favorite, man covered with toilet paper making love to gay roomate.
Kevin Yezbick ! Did Star just OUT you in front of God and everybody ? OH MY GOD ! Why didn't you tell us you were living in sin with a gay roomate who likes to cover himself with toilet paper , put bananas up his arse , and then make sweet passionate love to you...all the while grunting and groaning as sticky sweat drips from his loins. TEll us , does this have anything to do with the Big Gay Moustache Party ?
I am shocked.
Shocked and ...well...just plain shocked.... Maybe you should post the national flag of Yezbickistan again .
Note to self: buy more bananas. make sure they're ripe.
ammended note to self:
1.)buy bananas
2.)convince world I'm not gay...must marry Liza Minelli.