Proof nobody has gotten close to me in a long while

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This morning I yanked off an inch long strand of hair - from my left ear lobe.

Then I ended the lives of its remoras.

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once... i found a very white, very long hair sprouting from my chin. i only saw it in the right kind of light. when i pulled on it, it came right out. i thought: "whew." but then, a few months later, it was back...

Kevin thought he had a pubic hair, until he started pissing out of it.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBbuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

I have one of those bionic white hairs just below my right shoulder. It is a very persistent little bastard. Every time I think it is gone for good I see it once again!

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