As Mark (oh, excuse me) Willi has been churning out Dangler hit after Dangler hit I thought it might be proper to let you know that I am still working on mastering the Barty / Daft Wangler / Cunning Finagler archives in between other projects in the hope that I can piece together a...errrr...box set for the holidays...
As proof -- I offer a short snip of what I came across tonight...
Behold the mighty rock power of --- ummm...I really wish we had agreed on one band name --- rockscream.mp3 [right click, save target as]
Feel free to convert that to a .wav file and use it as your startup sound...
I'm not cocky; I just like cock.
You know, one of the most frustrating aspects of being an English major is the nagging in the back of my mind that I haven't memorized every single rule of grammar -- or that thought that I'm using too many ellipses or dashes where there needn't be any...
It's frustrating because I should know that stuff; even though my concentration is in Literature.
It's frustrating because I know that I often stray into the thickets of passive language and my thoughts on the page emerge as broken scabs.
It's frustrating because I can't throw out a semicolon in its proper environments without heavy thought. When I see one on the page it hits me to the quick and I try to ring through the rules that have long fallen behind the shelves.
It's frustrating because I should be throwing more semicolons into the world; however, I can't seem to find the time.
(let the proofreading begin)