I was thinking about collecting information on being sick on your birthday or sick on my birthday, or the existential being sick on my birthday or being sick on your birthday...-- but there is just so much out there - that I really didn't want to waste my birthday doing it...
It was rather easy to find this poem.
I am old.
I am sick.
I will now attempt to cheer myself up by listening to myself being an ass.
[happybirthday.mp3] (right click, save target as)
happy birthday
danks. dank you berry much.
happy poopday.
fart. fart farty fart fart.