While visiting friends in Georgia for the 4th of July, I decided to spend an afternoon at the Decatur Public Library, the main library in the Dekalb County Library System. I was staying a mere 1.2 miles away - so I decided I'd hoof it with my laptop in tow. I stopped off at the Raging Burrito for a bite and ran into an old classmate from Georgia State - then headed up the street to the five-story library.
I set up camp on the Adult Nonfiction floor - and checked Netstumbler for a Network -- and came across only a very strong encrypted signal. I asked the man at the reference desk (not sure if he was a librarian or not - but I sure hope so) whether or not they had wifi. He responded in the negative with a lil info about Starbucks having one and maybe that's what I was picking up. I thanked him and went back to my window seat.
Then all hell broke loose.
It started with thunder. Intermittent at first. Then the sky went pitch black. I MEAN DARKNESS. The wind began whipping trees sideways and branches were flying around. WALLS OF WATER. I was stranded.
I approached the desk again, observing as I did that the gentleman was in the process of reading some website flashing a Minority Report Banner. Definitely not busy.
Me: "Excuse me. Do you know how big this storm is?"
Him: "No."
Me: (Puzzled) Well, do you know if it was supposed to rain today?"
Him: (Somewhat annoyed, perhaps?) "I don't really keep up with the weather."
Me: Blink. Blink. (pick up jaw from floor)
Him: You can go down to the 2nd floor and use our internet terminals if you need to.
Me: Blink Blink. Uhhh. Ok. 2nd floor. Right. Thanks.
So I go down to the second floor - and remember that signing onto the terminal in Dekalb requires a library card -- which in my case is tucked underneath the glass cover on my desk for fond remembrances and posterity. Signing on requires that I go to the desk and get a desk pass - which I do - and then sign on - for all of two minutes -- to check the weather...
Lesson learned -- or better said -- lesson known but reinforced:
If you can help the patron -- help the patron. You are the conduit between the patron and the information they desire. My request -- or at least my hint of a request -- was not something outrageous - and not something I should've been sent to a different floor to accomplish on my own. A minute long request wound up taking nearly 20 minutes...
It may be a tad bit spoiled of me -- but I'll remember this experience, and employ it - if ever I am to be employed...
BTW -- Storm passed about an hour later. Several trees were down and the houses at the head of the street where I was staying were completely without power -- a tree having crashed down on Coventry Street - knocking out the street light on Scott as well...

Well he sounds like a real Horkheimer.
*larfter ensues*
I should check back on this post every so often as an affirmation.